wH the 'Ecstatic' : Things I might want to learn

Just for fun.

I will try and list down the top 10 skills (with the first one being the most wanted) i might want to learn.

By the end of , well I don't know, 5 years maybe, look back at this list and laugh. Either I will not like it or just never got around to doing it.
But at least I can fantasize !

1. Martial Arts
2. Cooking ( the real exquisite stuff and not the boring normal everyday food)
3. Dancing ( cool dancing moves or ballroom. both are good)
4. Investment Analytical ability
5. Supreme strategy thinking
6. Super Funny but Not Offensive Humour
7. Game - Manipulation of human interaction/psychology (usually on chicks)
8. Video Producing/Directing/Editing
9. Media Designing (mostly photo effects but not actual photography)
10. Presenting & Public Speaking

Wow, it was so hard coming out with ideas. I guess I AM too lazy to learn new stuff. LOLZ